Friday, November 6, 2015

Peanut Gallery

The latest from the Peanut Gallery:


Gigi talking with Marcos about the time machine she is building with her friend Michael.

Gigi: I'm not really sure if I want to get that time machine working.
Marcos: Why not?
Gigi: Because I'm not used to all that success.

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Gigi at the age of 5, talking about her future husband...
Gigi: I hope he'll be a democrat!

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Gigi: At church it's always calm, quiet, calm, reverent.  My thing is fast, fun, loud!  That's why I don't like church.

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I had read something sad and was having a sad moment, laying on the bed.  Marcos came out of the shower and lay next to me and put his arm around me.  Gigi and Orion walk in...

Gigi: Are you guys mating again?
Metta: (Stifling a laugh).
Marcos: What does that mean?
Gigi: It's when moms and dads get naked and smooch each other.
Marcos: Well, I'm the only one naked so I guess not.


Orion: You're a nice mama.  But you spank us sometimes and that's being a bad sport!

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Orion: When I grow up, and I'm an adult, I can be a wonderful dad.

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Orion: Mama, if you want to be a better Mama you need to fix yourself.

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Metta: Orion, everything about you is just reminding me what a big boy you are!  You're holding your shi shi through the night, starting to brush your teeth and you can even take off your clothes and get dressed all by yourself!
Orion: Yeah, then I can drive a car!

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Orion: Gigi, you're the best world in the girl!

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