Gigi: Mom, can I go to High School?
Me: High School...? Yes, when you're 14 years old.
Gigi: Shall we talk about it?
I am a monster! *Claws up* Raaaaarrrrrr!
I am a baby! Waaaaaaaa!!!
I am a boy! *Long pause* I have a gun!
Me: Gigi, do you know that I love you so, so, so, so, so much?
Gigi: I drive you crazy!