Metta: Come here, Bubbuh.
Orion: I'm not a bubbuh anymore. I'm a big boy.
Marcos teaching our kids about promises...
Marcos: ...For example, kids, when I married your mom I promised that she would be the one I love and a very special wife.
Orion: I have a wife.
Marcos: You do?
Orion: Yeah, she lives in California.
Marcos: What's her name?
Orion: Josh. She lives in California.
Gigi comes in the house crying...
Gigi: Orion pushed me into a bush and said that I could never, ever, go to California!
(Yes, Orion is a little obsessed with California. When Gigi was little and we saw an airplane and I asked her where she thought the airplane was going, she always said Africa. Orion always says California).
Orion stomps his foot dramatically...
Orion: I'm getting upset at you because you said my blankie is a TOWEL!
Orion: Gigi can't take her gnome into the bathroom. That's out-appropriate.
Metta: Do you mean inappropriate?
Orion: No, OUT-appropriate!
In Utah this summer, very offended that after he splashed someone, they had the nerve to splash him back. Did I mention that he is 2 years old? Love, love, love this boy...